No Longer in the Running…

I’ve been sadly replaced in the top Google searches for “stephanie adams”. Either no one has searched for her in the last week, or Google has decided that my site is no longer worthy to be in fourth place. *sniff*

Now, however, of the 106 search terms that have been used to find my website in the last week, 56 of them (including the top 14!) are from people trying to overcome the Windows XP manifest parse error message. I guess so many people are having problems upgrading to Windows XP that they don’t have the time or means to search for pørn over the holiday weekend!

Still, a few wierdos are out and about:

  • “a sexual encounter with the maid in the swimming pool”
  • “september 11 body parts pictures”
  • “gone wacko”
  • “photos of crashing planes”

Of interest is the fact that Microsoft Internet Exploder garnered 87.08% of the share of visitors to my website, with Netscape earning only 5.60%. Some poor shmo is out there still using MSIE 2.0…

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Responses

2 Responses to “No Longer in the Running…”

  1. Response #1
    Brian Napolitano (IP) on December 1st, 2002 at 2:22 am

    Hey. Excellent website. I’m just curious though….where do you get the information of what people are searching on google?? is there a source that you can check or do you just have “connections”?

  2. Response #2
    richard on August 4th, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    For the answer to that questions, check the name of the category this blog entry is filed under…

    A few more unusual searches from this last month’s worth of logs:

    “freckled babes”
    “I want to speak englsh”
    “how do you fold a map”
    “richard you have a bad day”
    within two minutes of each other two different people searched for “naked riding horse” and “”nude horse riding”
    “do pit bulls have long snouts”
    “tattoo around vágìná”
    “watch my wife nude in backyard”
    “surviving without chocolate”

      Just last month alone, 5,132 folks wanted to see Lolo Ferrari, 2,519 people looked for Anna Nicole Smith, 1,201 visitors found my website searching for torn paper tutorials for Photoshop, 295 wanted information on Wake Island, 203 needed help getting audiobooks set up, 190 sought help from the dreaded Manifest Parse Error, and 181 wanted something nude (only 7 of them were looking for Stephanie in the nude).

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