Dear Christie Hefner:
“Once a Playmate, always a Playmate” is the official Playboy philosophy regarding the lifetime relationship between Playboy Enterprises and its centerfolds, an implication that the girls are always on stage, representing Playboy at all times. Their wholesomeness, their actions, their demeanor all reflect on the image of Playboy, both positively and negatively.
Stephanie Adams, [...]
Yes, Stephanie has returned! The deranged Playmate, her ill-gotten claim to fame being sprawled spread-eagled on the pages of the November 1992 issue of Playboy, has focused her venom on RR…, posting a dozen or so ramblings in her own infamous style, spewing her unwarranted filth across the comment section of my “personal” Internet. Her [...]
OK, in retrospect this is a really stupid “poem”, but I’m bored, and felt the need to publish something.
Dad! Oh, Dad! Where is my cup?
I have looked down.
I have looked up.
Without it I will die of thirst.
I can not find it on my chair.
I can not find it here nor there.
I can not find it [...]
I wholeheartedly and sincerely wish that these eBay auctions were ones I dreamed up. They are all too real.
YEP, these are the SAME JEANS we’ve listed a few times here on eBay and for some reason no one wants them. So I put them in my truck and took them with us when we went [...]
I am REALLY looking forward to getting home tomorrow. Perhaps it is that I am tired of dealing with screaming kids. Perhaps I’m tired of spending huge amounts of money with no apparent way of paying for it all. Perhaps I miss my normal routines.
I’m not sure exactly what it is; maybe it’s a bit [...]
Revisited Epcot today, primarily to finish up our international culinary feast. We started at the opposite end this time, Mexico first. Kim had the combination plate: a quesadilla, beef burrito, and a chicken soft taco. Sterling also had a beef burrito. Everyone else had nachos, quite possibly the worst I’ve ever had. Very disappointing. Norway [...]
Now that I’ve had my Canon PowerShot G2 for two months and have taken over 1,500 pictures with it, I can make a few more observations about the camera, only obtainable through such experience.
The story of our Sheraton Vistana mishaps continues, but to a lesser degree…
In my letter to the resort, I forgot to mention that I had called the Vistana weeks before our arrival, asking if they offered any discounts on Disney tickets. I was told, “No.” I decided to order the tickets from Disney online at [...]
