A Stitch in Time…
After this week, some humor is in order:
A computer beat me at chess once. But it was no match for me at kick boxing.- Promises are like babies; easy to make, hard to deliver.
- Humans are the only animals that lies standing up.
- There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that it behooves none of us to criticize the rest of us.
- If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
- At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
- A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
- If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
- The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.
- The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
- The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.
- Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
- Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
- People who do the world’s real work don’t usually wear ties.
- Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime.
