The Dark Side of eBay…
I REALLY need to get off of eBay for a while. There is just too much fun stuff for sale!
PRISON TATTOO MACHINE INSTRUCTIONS
These Instructions are regarding the construction of a Basic, Homemade Tattoo Machine. It is the Same type of Machine That inmates in Prison use. It is a 14 Page Booklet in Full Color with Picture’s. It shows the full process of Building one. These Instructions are for Educational purposes only. And any-one who makes and uses a Machine like the one pictured here does so at their own risk. We assume no responceabilty [sic] at all and do not even suggest that one be made. The machine shown is for Display only and does not come with the Booklet. This is for the Booklet only. Buyer to pay $2 shipping. We take Paypal, bidpay, billpoint, or Money Order’s.
NUDE ABSTRACT VÃGÍNÃ PAINTING NO PANTIES USED
Vágìná Self Portrait. I paint by applying acrylic paint to a part of my body and then pressing it against a canvas panel. Because of this unique process, each of my paintings is a unique, one of a kind work of art. This one was made by painting around my vágìná. The scan below shows what this painting looks like (fyi: the colors are more vibrant in real life than they appear on my computer monitor). Most questions I get have to do specifically with how I make the vágìná paintings. Here is an idea of my process: I use pre-primed canvas panels and acrylic paints. Lying on my back and using brushes of different sizes, I apply the paint around my shaved vágìná and onto my inner thighs in whatever pattern and colors strike me. Once I get the paint on the way I like it, I lift my legs up and spread them open as wide as I can. Then I press the canvas panel against my vágìná and the painted area around it, transferring the paint to the canvas. Want another size? A different body part? A special set of some kind? I am open to your suggestions. Please email with any inquiries. http://photos.yahoo.com/goddesss_4you
PAPIER MACHE HAM!
Have you been looking at the top of the empty television set just wondering what would look really nice there? Are you vegan and the folks want to see some meat products when they come to visit? Have a fetish for pork? Then have I got the perfect item for you! This adorable and life sized hamhock not only looks good enough to eat but even better, you don’t have to eat it! Constructed of the finest Sunday paper you can buy, hand painted, and beloved for many a month before her big debut on eBay, let me introduce Hammy! She’s simply adorable, don’t you think? Perfect for any holiday centerpiece or just for admiring from a distance. An instant conversation starter! You can also bop someone on the head with it, if the urge comes over you. There is never a dull moment with Hammy around, trust me.
What is it with people who call themselves “Goddess”?
excuse me sir, i just got a motor from my playstation controller and i made along wire for it to spin…and all it does is go around in circle, how do i make it go up and down?…….This is urgent sir…please help me out….
I want to know how to keep vágìná well shaved like pørn stars?
where can i buy those plans from looked on ebay not there whos selling them thanks
i still use a plain needle
Do you just look for things to knock on ebay or do you happen across them innocently? I am curious. I feel that everything should be made available to the masses. I have looked for the abstract and keep coming up with the mundane. I could use your expertise in finding the unusual.
Most of my blogs entries that mention silly eBay auctions were created almost four years ago, at a time when I had just been laid off. So, I had a couple motives for searching the farthest ends of the eBay spectrum: (1) buying stuff cheap since I had no income; and (2) boredom. Occasionally, I’d stumble upon something interesting. To paraphrase Harry Potter, “I don’t go looking for the unusual. Unusual usually finds me!”