Map Jokes…
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz? A contour map.
- Why was longitude boiling mad? Because it was 360 degrees.
- Why are maps like fish? Both have scales.
- Where do lines of equal pressure go to relax? In isobars.
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- Why do paper maps never win at poker? Because they always fold.
- Why didn’t true north date magnetic north? She didn’t like his bearing.
- Why does west longitude need to be cheered up? Because it is always negative.
- Why did the dot go to college? Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
- Why weren’t there any parallels on the map? Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
- What do you call a map of outhouses in the woods? A shaded relief map.
- What do you call the queue of foreign couples outside the Hard Rock Cafe? The international date line.
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This rambling was posted on December 8, 2002
and filed under That's Entertainment
