My Personal Bestseller List…

Books you will probably never see on Amazon:

nude-reader.jpg

  • Self-Castration: Is It For You?
  • Bi-Curious George
  • You Were an Accident!
  • Microsoft Windows: How It Beat Linux
  • Xanth: The Final Chapter
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • The Apple Newton v9.0 Unleashed
  • The Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking
  • The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot
  • Talk With Your Mouth Full
  • Saddam Hussein: The Autobiography
  • Handwashing for Dummies
  • Stedman’s Medical Guide for the Treatment of Paper Cuts
  • Webbsterz Dikshunary Fer Reely Guud Spelers
  • The Developer’s Guide to Basic Hygiene
  • Bill Fraine on the Success of Zoho Corporation
  • The Unfettered Sex Life of Henry Kissinger
  • AltaVista: One Search Engine, One User Interface
  • Michael Jackon’s Guide to Cosmetic Surgery

If you liked this, you might also be interested in:

  • Hmmmm. Sorry, I can't seem to find anything similar to this that you might enjoy.

This rambling was posted on May 28, 2003
and filed under That's Entertainment

Responses

One Response to “My Personal Bestseller List…”

  1. Response #1
    richard on August 10th, 2003 at 9:34 pm

    I actually recently found this silly page referenced on another blog/forum, and I’m not entirely sure that the comment authors realized that these book titles are complete fabrications — some more subtlely apocryphal than others.

Contribute to the Conversation: