Independence Gone Too Far…

The fireworks at Oroville Dam were spectacular, despite being surrounded by an overabundance of people who were either to some degree toothless, grossly overweight and therefore inappropriately clothed, teen mothers of cherubic infants, or sporting some nifty tattoos.

Ok, Ok! Before you fly off the deep end, those were certainly not the only type of observers at the pyrotechnic display! But I was most ashamed by the amount of garbage I saw strewn around the top of the dam. I even saw two guys chucking full unopened cans of something at each other, the contents of those that dropped spraying nearby innocents.

I’d rather look at dentally deficient fat chicks in Spandex than be subjected to the mindless machinations of drunken, littering idiots.

Still, we’re having fun!

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