Talk Like a Pirate Day…
Don’t forget that today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr! For those less educated on the intricacies o’ seafarin’ speech, try out the followin’ pickup lines at yer local tavern. They’re sure to get ye some action — aye, one way or another…
“Ye be drinking a Salty Dog? How’d ye like to try the real thing?”- “I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”
- “Ye be just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me one good eye out for!”
- “Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plans on raisin’ tonight.”
- “Be thar an ‘X’ on the seat of yer pants? Because it appears that thar be wond’rous booty buried underneath!”
- “I’d love to pillage yer village!”
- “I wanna sail all seven o’ yer seas.”
- “Avast, me pretty! Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded!”
- “Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP? (Oops, wrong kind of pirate!)”
