Complain, Complain, Complain…
I’m in a foul mood today:
- it’s raining.
- Petco couldn’t find my PetPals account number, no matter if I tried looking it up by phone number or last name.
- I forgot my key to the post office box at home, so I couldn’t get my mail.
- Aurora Loan Services has sent me to collections AGAIN, despite the fact that I have made every payment on time. Even the ALS collections department and their customer service reps acknowledge that my account is in good standing and that I have paid on time since Day One. Some computer glitch is causing my payments to be pulled into some weird unknown suspense account every freakin’ month instead of my own account; the computer sees that as not receiving any payment at all. No one knows why. The latest automated letter reads, “Your mortgage payment of $-101.26 plus accrued late charges of $0.00 are past due. If these payments are not received by the end of the month, you could lose your home.” It’s NEGATIVE $101.26. It’s a CREDIT, ÃSSHØLÊS! Apparently, even today, I have $2,100 and change in this bizarre suspense account that was credited on 2/6 — my payment isn’t due until 2/15. Of course, the customer service rep can’t apply the payment, she has to ask permission from her supervisor.
- Citibank denied a random charge for no apparent reason. Account is in good standing, no payments late, etc. Ðámn, I HATE financial institutions. There’s a reason they call themselves institutions; you’re ready for the nut house after dealing with them!
- Countless other piddly little annoyances.
Today would be a good day to leave me the fûçk alone!
More Googlewhacks: paddleball auroras, minesweeping woodlouse, monkfish bûllšhìtš, bûllšhìttër kvetches…
So this wouldn’t be a good time for me drop SA a line and ask what she’s been up to? I bet that 6 mile hike is sounding better, now.
Nope, this would NOT be a good time to reintroduce me to the biggest l*#$ian a#$f*&#ing, c^%#sucking p%#@brained psychopath of all f&#@ing time! - RDL