Stumbled Upon: Suicide Girls
So, here I was, searching the ‘net for “Watoosi” just to see if I could find anything. During my brief Googling, I stumbled upon the Suicide Girls, not pørn, but nowhere near rated G — let’s just put it that way. I got a giggle at some of their snide answers to their Frequently Asked Questions.
Q. I can’t set my date of birth. I’m getting an error.
A. You must be over 18 to have an account. If, for a joke, you’re trying to make yourself to be 3, well, you deserve all the errors you get, don’t you?Q. Can I put swear words in my profile?
A. No. And fûçk you for asking, you áššhølë.
At this point, I was laughing out load in hysterics! More excerpts:
Q. Who owns an article after I submit it?
A. We do and you are granting us permission to edit, change, alter, reprint or do whatever we like with it in perpetuity throughout the known universe.Q. The Whole Universe? For all time?
A. Yes, even the Sombrero Galaxy or 5th century B.C. Athens.Q. How do I add a friend to my friends list?
A. Go to your settings area in your preferences.Q. I don’t have any friends, how come?
A. If you are a socially inept loser in real life, shunned by regular society into a life of complete solitude, chances are the same thing will happen to you here too. Perhaps you should consider getting a Tivo and a dog, and just accept that human to human interaction may not be for you. If you’re really desperate for human interaction and none of these things are working why don’t you try one of those online role playing games, at least then if people don’t like you you can cast on a spell on them or kill them with a sword to make yourself feel better.
All in all, funny and a bit strange, almost expected out of this eclectic group of folks from Portland, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. I appreciated the final thought below: however:
Q. I think America deserved 9/11. I think black people are stupid. I think the Jews are trying to take over the world. Can I espouse those viewpoints on your site?
A. No you can’t. Freedom of Speech does not apply to posting here. We are a private club and may remove you as a member of our club for any number of idiotic statements, including but not limited to: sexist statements, racist statements, conspiracy theories, hurtful remarks, threats of violence, demands upon the staff or members, delibrate lieing [sic], attacks upon the staff, just good old fashioned idiocy.
I think I should adopt the same policy on my ramblings…
[In case, you didn't know, watoosi.com is a website that I've had for almost five years and done nothing with. I figure I should launch something someday, a storefront for artsy home furnishing type stuff or something. Thank God I've been only paying about $8 a year to keep the name, eh?!]
“watoosi.com is a website that I’ve had for almost five years and done nothing with” So is that selling you selling “Fine Home Furnishings and Collectables”? Ah, I guess so!