The Tax Man Cometh…

At 4:44 this afternoon, I realized that I hadn’t yet gone out to the local post office to mail our tax returns. Fortunately, I live close by and was able to deposit them by 4:48 — with just 12 minutes to spare. I normally don’t wait until the last possible minute to file, but I also normally don’t have to pay taxes. Zero. Zip. Zilch.

Despite my less-than-usual employment, this year was an exception — and an unfair one at that.

TurboTax, like other packages, I’m sure, provides me with a multi-year comparison, which most years I ignore. This year, however, the numbers are interesting.

My increased self-employment business income aside, our standard wages earned for the year fell by more than 26%, and our interest and dividend income was down by 27%. Our deductions were down in parallel, with prepaid taxes down 27%, interest reduced by 30% (thanks to a refinance late in the previous year), and charitable contributions for the year fell by 35%. Hey, if I’m earning less, I’m holding on to as much as I can! Lastly, our tax credits increased by 66%.

Sounds rosy, right?

Wrong. Our income tax rose by more than 200%, thanks primarily due to what I consider to be unfair taxation: income from state unemployment benefits, and the gouging self-employment tax. The Treasury department’s policy sucks; increase the tax liabilities of those individuals who are either unemployed or working for themselves.

I seriously should think about becoming a corporation. That way I could avoid paying taxes altogether…

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Responses

6 Responses to “The Tax Man Cometh…”

  1. Response #1
    Sean D. Martin (IP) on April 19th, 2004 at 8:20 am

    You normally pay Zero Zip Zilch, and now you’re complaining about paying 200% of that?

  2. Response #2
    stacey (IP) on August 10th, 2007 at 8:29 am

    As a math geek whose favourite number is zero, I am giggling my fool head off at Sean’s comment…

  3. Response #3
    richard on August 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am

    The statement that I “normally don’t have to pay taxes” was an apparently inept way of stating that I normally do not have to pay additional monies along with the filing of my return. It was not a statement intended to indicate that I had zero tax liability, rather that my normal withholdings would cover what little tax liability I had and would warrant a refund of the remainder.

    It still seems unfair with income reduced by approximately 27% and tax credits increased by 66% that tax liability would double — which, Sean, was the point of the article in the first place…

  4. Response #4
    Sean D. Martin (IP) on August 11th, 2007 at 7:35 am

    Yeah, I figured that. But if your best friend won’t pick on you small, unintentional errors, what are they good for?

  5. Response #5
    richard on August 13th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    “But if your best friend won’t pick on your small, unintentional errors…”

    No idea.

  6. Response #6
    Sean D. Martin (IP) on August 14th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I said unintentional errors.

    You really think I would nit pick you without giving you a chance to return the favor?

    Not that’s a good friend!

    (Grrr. Ðámn.)

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