29 Things NOT to do While Nude…

  1. barbequing
  2. beekeeping
  3. blacksmithing
  4. break dancing
  5. bull riding
  6. carrying an angry cat
  7. chopping firewood
  8. climbing a fence
  9. feeding geese
  10. fencing
  11. filing for divorce
  12. fly fishing
  13. frying bacon
  14. glassblowing
  15. hedge trimming
  16. learning to rollerblade
  17. making a snow angel
  18. paintball
  19. picking up a child from daycare
  20. playing ice hockey
  21. playing leap frog
  22. roofing with hot tar
  23. running for office
  24. shoveling snow
  25. sitting on an ant hill
  26. sliding down a banister
  27. sliding down a hot metal slide
  28. training an attack dog
  29. weeding out poison ivy

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Responses

6 Responses to “29 Things NOT to do While Nude…”

  1. Response #1
    Sean (IP) on May 8th, 2004 at 10:30 pm

    The voice of experience?

  2. Response #2
    richard on May 9th, 2004 at 9:34 pm

    Only on two of the activities! ;-) - RDL

  3. Response #3
    Sean (IP) on May 10th, 2004 at 8:29 am

    I’m guessing item # 6 must be one. The other could be, hmmm, 1 or 13?

  4. Response #4
    Sean (IP) on November 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Well? C’mon now, fess up!

  5. Response #5
    Sean (IP) on November 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    Well? Inquiring minds want to know?

    (I’ll even admit to #13, myself. Although, if memory serves, that may actually have been her and all I did was eat.)

  6. Response #6
    richard on November 30th, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Sheesh! Three and a half years later, and you’re still wondering?! *lol* Ummm, for an updated list, yes, I’d have to say definitely #6 and #13, probably #1, and #17 is ringing an uncomfortable bell for some reason.

    And why did I make that picture of Danger Girl so darn small?! I’ve got to find the source image again and post a larger version…

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