We are all X-Men…
We humans are all the result of a mutating genetic defect.
More than 2 million years ago, our brains were only a third the size they are today. Thanks to our resulting enhanced mental capacity, we have this defect to thank for such advances in science as the assault rifle, crystal meth, and The Clapper — not to mention the musical talent of Marilyn Manson.
According to scientists in Michigan the negative selection action of the gene responsible for the recessive genetic disease APSM (abnormal spindle-like microcephaly) produces a brain size similar to that of Australopithecus africanus, a three-million-year-old hominid. In contrast, the action of positive selection of the gene seems to have occurred approximately two million years ago and resulted in increased cranial capacity of the skull and the production of a much larger brain — the size of yours and mine. Perhaps not so coincidentally, the phenomenon of the migration of hominids out of Africa and the triggering of the gene involved in speech and language development occurred roughly during the same time period, give or take a few hundred thousand years.
Since increased brain size implies a relationship with IQ, those big-headed freaks gained the advantage of Darwin’s natural selection, survived multiple ice ages, and became us. So next time you’re at the zoo, poking fun at the chimpanzee hurling excrement at passersby, just remember who has the abnormal brain.
Mutant!
DAER,SIR My name is john thomas the Son of late General Robert Guei, the Ex-Military head of State of ivory cost, who was murdered along with the Interior Minister on the 19th of September 2002 (You can visit http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2269238.stm for complete report on thisincident). I contacted you because of my need to deal with persons whom my family and I have had no previous personal relationships. Since the murder of my father, I have been subjected to all sorts of harassment and intimidation with lots of negative reports emanating from the Government and the press about my family. The present Government has also ensured that our bank accounts are frozen and all assets seized. It is in view of this that I seek your co-operation and assistance in the transfer of the sum of forthy- Seven Million United States Dollars (US$47,000,000.00) being the very last of my family fund in my possession and control, after the murder of my father the Federal Government seized all our properties and our accounts both local and international was frozen. My only hope now is this cash that my father carefully packaged and deposited as artifacts with a Security/Finance Company .The said sum can easily be withdraw or paid to a recommended beneficiary. The security company based on my instructions will release the fund to you and you will be presented as my partner who will be fronting for me in area of viable and profitable business. To show my preparedness and appreciation to carry-out this business with you, 25% of the total sum will be your share and 20% commission of the proceeds realized from the investment of this fund will also be yours, also 5% is to be set aside for any eventual cost that might arise as the transaction proceeds. I need your full support and co-operation for the success of this transaction. I plead with you to treat this issue confidential and urgent because it is delicate and it demands a great degree of secrecy i am presently now in near by country ghna.I would want you to reach me through my email address above if you are interested to assist me. I sincerely will appreciate your response. I wait to hear from you. THANKS JOHN THOMAS.
Gee, here’s my chance to get rich quick! I’m sure this MUST be a legitimate deal. I mean, it makes perfect sense that the son of a murdered national leader would offer to pay a stranger over 20 MILLION dollars, and would post that offer on a public forum because that s certainly the way to go when you need to maintain a great degree of secrecy. Doesn’t it?
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Oh, sure. Delete the spam. So now *I* look like the vintage bøøb!