Richard’s Ramblings

• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
• He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
• When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
• Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
• When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two tired.
• A backward poet writes inverse.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

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