My New Nigerian ATM Card

Woohoo! I’ve been promised yet another large sum of money from Nigerian coffers. Since this massive payment has actually been “approved by the Nigerian Government”, I think I should jump on this right away before the rest of the world finds out.

From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance
No 12 edid lane Idumota Lagos
Honourable Minister of Finance, DR USMAN SHAMSUDEEN
Approved by the Nigerian Government
http://www.fmf.gov.ng/portal/detail.php?link=hmf

Attn:
NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

After the Board of director’s meeting held in Abuja, we haveresolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa andAsia Pacific,This is part of an ction/mandate passed by the Senatein respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling. And alsothe Nigerian Government is using this means to reward all the citizens ofthe United States and all part of europe including asia,australia, south america, Antartica e.t.c including all those who have lost their funds in either scam, uncompleted business, or otherwise, You should know this.

If you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited with $920,000 United States dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through any courier service of your choice.

After your correspodence, We can give you the chance of viewing your payment details online on the United Bank of Africa ebsite. You shall be given your user name and password to confirm your payment in an online banking where you can make transfer of your funds from there to your checking account.

Kindly get back to me with the following informations below so i can start arrangement on how your ATM Card will be shipped to you.

(1) Your Full Name.
(2) Full residential address.
(3) Phone And Fax Number.
(4) Occupation.
(5) Age
(6) A scan copy of your drivers lincence or international passport

This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you knows best.

Congratulations.

From the FMF, Federal Ministry of Finance
Dr. Usman Shamsudeen

Hey, Mr. Less-Than-Honourable Nigerian scammer person, I’m really sorry that I have not given my full cooperation or fulfilled my obligations. I’ll get on it right away. Really, I will. By the way, the person you are impersonating spells his name “Shamsuddeen”, not “Shamsudeen”. Oh, and if you start using FireFox, you’ll get a built-in spell checker so you can start spelling words like “correspondence”, “website”, and “licence” (or “license”, if you’re emailing potential victims in the United States) correctly.

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2 Responses to “My New Nigerian ATM Card”

  1. Response #1
    Sean D. Martin (IP) on March 5th, 2008 at 9:31 am

    I’m sooo glad to see all the citizens of Antartica [sic] are finally getting included. They’ve been left out in the cold for so very long.

  2. Response #2
    Bozena (IP) on June 11th, 2008 at 3:32 am

    please tell me whether verily I`ve supplies karÄ™ ATM ,bo I`ve forwarded money too its delivery until Polish and me yourselves something else bojÄ™ that this so-so not regular ,bo is not tylu swindler computerized , wherefore if you please osprawdzenie is that true. Bozena Majewska Goldap Clearing

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