For no particular reason, I’ve come up with a lengthy list of rather amusing insults — most scrounged from around the Internet, but I’ve added a few of my own to the mix as well.
With only eight more episodes of EastEnders to go this season, there’s still a lot of excitement to look forward to in fictional Walford.
Say “You know, you sure ask a lot of nosy questions for a rent-a-cop.”
When asked if you have anything to declare, say “Yeah, my wife talks too much!”
When asked the purpose of your visit, reply “I’m running from the law.”
Tell the patrol official, “Please hurry the fûçk up!”
Pull out a passport randomly from a large [...]
I’ve compiled a bunch of random stupid stuff I had written on a couple other websites that, for some reason, I didn’t want to just outright delete during my massive web clean-up campaign. It probably would have been much better if I had.
Why is it that whenever you order onion rings or seasoned fries at [...]
On the heels of a scathing column on web design comes the Websites Gone Bad video. It’s kind of like those late-night Girls Gone Wild DVDs. Without the sunny beach resorts. Or the Mardis Gras beads. Or the whipped cream.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
When you’ve [...]
Happened to stumble upon Twitter. Not yet sure what it is other than another social networking website people can go to just blab about whatever they feel like at that moment — sort of like talking out loud in a room you think is probably empty, but may suddenly have a hundred people listening and [...]
As of today, there are already about 15,800 versions of this online. Why should I just link to one of those, when I can make a few modifications and post it, making this number 15,801?
You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
You yell “LFG” when being picked for sports teams.
You inspect people’s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
You don’t know someone’s name and you look above their head.
You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
You [...]
Here’s what’s coming up very soon in EastEnders. The storyline is five years old in England, but this is the point we’ve reached on San Jose’s KTEH channel 54.
