Traffic laws in the Dominican Republic in general seem to be merely suggestions and appear to be hopelessly abandoned in the major cities, prompting most guide books to suggest that, as a tourist, you forgo city driving completely.
Red lights mean “Stop” only when there are several vehicles waiting at an adjacent intersection. If there’s no [...]
Apparently, I haven’t gotten the need for these jokes out of my system yet…
A man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed this and asked, “Is your date running [...]
It’s been a while since I’ve posted some off-color jokes…
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. “Just where the heck do you think you’re going!”, said the man. “I’m going to Las Vegas”, said his wife.
[Party] [Mage] OK, we’ve been looking for a 5th for UD strat for 2 hrs now. Looks like it’s not going to happen.
[4. Looking For Group] [Hunter] 60 Hunter LFG UD Strat!
[Party] [Warrior] What about that rogue? What was his name - Xingxiao?
[Party] [Mage] He’s a farmer who /needs everything and only speaks in emotes. [...]
Bill Maher has espoused hundreds of New Rules to live by on his cable show. I’ve culled through the whole series of them to come up with this short list of gems — well, at least a short list of those that actually made me snort when I read them!
New Rule: Not everything is a [...]
Next week’s episode of Doctor Who in the UK is entitled Bad Wolf, which we know — thanks to previews at the end of last week’s episode — to be centered around some bizarre game show, with the Doctor and Rose playing versions of such “modern” shows as Big Brother and The Weakest Link. Anne [...]
I’m thinking of an object. What is it?
OK, dámnìt, fûçk most of the rules… Just ask away! I wasn’t planning on posting rules, but I’ve since changed my mind:
Please submit Yes-or-No questions only, and only one at a time. With certain questions, I may provide an answer other than Yes or No, but please try [...]
Unfortunately, I’ve spent far too much time in the Rave and Rant section on Craig’s List lately, but in my wanderings I’ve found some priceless stuff. These are all from the Manhattan area, which explains a lot:
To the Guy a Few Cubicles Over: I am not interested in you. I will never be interested in [...]
I stumbled on to the official BBC EastEnders website yesterday in an effort to confirm my suspicions that Louise Jameson, who plays matriarch Rosa Di Marco, was the same Louise Jameson that played Doctor Who’s Leela, an uncivilized savage companion for Tom Baker’s portrayal of the fourth Doctor. Leela was a sort of Eliza Doolittle, [...]
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?” He responded, [...]
