From: "Sorceress" Reply-To: "Sorceress" To: "Anon Private" Subject: Re: Bad design Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 17:06:04 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Received: from [205.188.156.49] by hotmail.com (3.2) with ESMTP id MHotMailBE90721F003F400431CFCDBC9C31F6041; Wed, 24 Apr 2002 14:44:01 -0700 Received: from logs-tk.proxy.aol.com (logs-tk.proxy.aol.com [152.163.206.132]) by rly-ip01.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.8/AOL-5.0.0) with ESMTP id RAA05060 for ; Wed, 24 Apr 2002 17:13:32 -0400 (EDT) Received: from GODDESSY (AC987B59.ipt.aol.com [172.152.123.89])by logs-tk.proxy.aol.com (8.10.0/8.10.0) with SMTP id g3OL6CB54908for ; Wed, 24 Apr 2002 17:06:12 -0400 (EDT) From Sorceress@GODDESSY.com Wed, 24 Apr 2002 14:45:13 -0700 Message-ID: <002a01c1ebd3$d8f53560$597b98ac@GODDESSY> References: Organization: GODDESSY X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 X-Apparently-From: TheRomanEmpress@aol.com Apparently, you have too much time on your hand and the imaginary person who commented on the GODDESSY web site was you. GODDESSY makes over 70 million dollars a year and surely does not need the help of an amateur. Besides, you are nothing but a shriveled up old troll who only wishes he had half a brain to be as successful. (You're probably on welfare and purchased your old broken down computer on credit.) So go back to the asshole you crawled out of and stay there. Have a nice day! P.S. You are Mario's jew friend. Why don't you stop jerking off to me and buy a hooker!? No one else wants you, you ugly bastard. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Anon Private" To: Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2002 3:08 PM Subject: Re: Bad design > 1. Call it navy if you wish, but it is still less easy to read than it > should be. > > 2. Admittedly I should have been less harsh in the phrasing of the ONE > comment I made (blue on black is hard to read) but it should still have been > taken as constructive criticism. > > 3. I only made the ONE comment. The rest is clearly quoted from elsewhere > and I was letting you know of what was said by someone else about your site. > > 4. Awfully bigoted, aren't you? > > > > From: "Sorceress" > Reply-To: "Sorceress" > To: "Anon Private" > Subject: Re: Bad design > Date: Tue, 23 Apr 2002 01:01:39 -0400 > > You need glasses. The background is navy and the text is blue. You are no > one but the old, ugly little Jew I met in Italy with Mario (who wishes you > were Italian). > > Get a life and stop wishing you could be with me (or communicate with me) > because not only are you are a troll, but you have too much time on your > hands (when your small shriveled up dick is not in them jerking off thinking > about me). > > Have a nice day! > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Anon Private" > To: > Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 1:50 PM > Subject: Bad design > > Saw your site. You would think someone endevoring to make a business out of > web design would realize that blue text on a black background is REALLY hard > to read. > > BTW, I came to your site because it was mentioned in a column about truly > bad web design: > > "Look, Ma! I'm a Web Designer! > "Just because you have a knife doesn't make you a surgeon. Just because you > have a wrench doesn't make you an auto mechanic. And, just because you have > a computer, PhotoShop, a lot of time on your hands, and an Internet > connection doesn't make you a web designer. > > "Today, I came across one of the absolute worst "web design" companies I've > ever seen, some racket called Goddessy. I'm hoping that by the time you read > this, the link doesn't work and the site is gone forever. > > "For $2,000 for a small or new business, or for a mere $10,000 for a large > company with "a vast number of pages", this "web design specialist" will > "provide innovative and brilliantly composed ideas that will enable your > company or business to have a strong presence on the internet." More likely, > you will tear your hair out after having given any of your money to this > bozo. You'd get a much better design if you asked your neighbor's kid to do > the work and gave the $2,000 to charity. > > "Now, I'm not saying that richard's ramblings... is the best site in the > world, nor is it an example of my best work. While I intentionally am not > designing this for every browser, every computer, and have stated so, this > isn't site representing a business nor will it ever be. However, a > reasonable amount of thought and expertise has been incorporated into the > design, usability and architecture of the site. > > "Can you imagine someone asking for a Egyptian-themed business website, and > receiving a design such as the one I snapped off of Goddessy? This person > "guarantees perfection", and offers a "brilliantly created web site for your > company." Normally, all pictures on my website are in black, white and gray, > but I had to display this crap in all its colorful glory. To top it off, the > vomitous websites were created using Microsoft FrontPage, an obvious sign > that they needed massive help even spewing the code they managed to publish. > I also can't resist pointing out the "Our success is your success" quote; > isn't it supposed to be the other way around?! Well, maybe not, in this > case! > > "Don't assume because someone has figured out how to make a button in > Photoshop that they know anything about web design. The proverbial roomful > of monkeys have probably produced better website designs than "Sorceress", > the webmistress of Goddessy. > > "It's no wonder that the title of Web Designer is rarely viewed with respect > given that there are hundreds of thousands of these would-be "professionals" > out there. > > "*sigh*" > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com > >