After a lengthy hiatus, I have begun once again holding the feet of Apollo Johnsen (aka Apollo Johnson, Apollo Ray Johnsen, Apollo Ray Johnson, Dennis Johnsen, Dennis Johnson, Dennis Ray Johnsen, Dennis Ray Johnson, Ray Apollo Johnsen, and Dennisray Ray Johnsen) to the flame, this time by filing a complaint with the Contractors State License [...]
Some moron claiming to be associated with DomainsNext.com called me at home at 10:00 p.m., just a few minutes ago, claiming that I had written something about the company here on RR… Despite my assurance that I’d never written anything about them and that I had instead focused on their affiliate company, the infamous ItsYourDomain.com, [...]
Or, another way of putting it, I am Mr. Must Be Resourceful Because Sometimes I’m An Idiot.
Names and other identifiable information have been changed to protect the innocent.
This past Monday, while out on a consulting gig in Menlo Park, I received a phone call from a new client who needed some notarizations done during the [...]
Since I’ve been a bit too anti-French lately…
Only in America is lemonade made with artificial flavors and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons.
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America do drugstores make [...]
What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz? A contour map.
Why was longitude boiling mad? Because it was 360 degrees.
Why are maps like fish? Both have scales.
Where do lines of equal pressure go to relax? In isobars.
What is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
Why do paper maps never win at [...]
First of all, if you’re a telemarketer, don’t call me, because you will merely be wasting your own time and money. I don’t patronize companies that leave flyers on the windshield of my car, leave them on my doorstep, fax them to me at home or work, and I certainly won’t buy anything over the [...]
