Why is it that whenever people get together to do something good for everyone as a whole, there is always at least one idiot out there to screw things up for everyone?
I’m not sure why I was in such a snarky mood last night, but I compiled a series of random silly, witty, or just plain sarcastic thoughts to help lighten my mood. Maybe the news that it would cost $3,300 to fix my car had something to do with it…
I have been a loyal, long-time customer of Citibank for many years, always feeling safe when purchasing goods in brick-and-mortar stores or shopping online because Citibank has always been in my corner in the fight against fraud.
Until now.
When Day and Night Furnace Company refused to refund $4,100 paid by Citibank credit card account number XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX [...]
Citibank contacted Day and Night Furnace regarding the dispute I have with them. Day and Night’s response was that “the work was completed and [I] am satisfied with the work.” Au contrare!
Not totally satisfied with my previous letter, and in possession of new information, I faxed the following to Day and Night Furnace Company at 9:38 p.m.:
I hereby cancel contract #2514 with Day and Night Furnace Company dated July 14, 2005. You are required by law to return within ten days the entire contract amount of [...]
I sent a letter via certified mail to Day & Night Furnace Co (Contractor License #747061; owner Apollo Ray Johnson, aka Dennis Ray Johnson) today after realizing that we’d been completely taken for a ride.
Last night was Back to School Night at Sterling’s school. Everything went as it should, until near the tailend of the night when the teacher asked to speak to Sterling’s parents.
Uh, oh!
Considering all the possibilities that had already been floating around my mind AND knowing what a quiet and shy little boy Sterling is (NOT!), [...]
I am “The Chosen One” — at least that’s what my fortune cookie said last night. But, where’s the fortune?
