Since all my bills are automatically paid by an electronic clearinghouse every month, I was surprised to get a disconnection notice from AT&T — to which, of course, I took a significant amount of umbrage.
Quaker Oats, in an ever evolutionary process, now requires for it’s new line of oatmeal that packets be cooked in the microwave, stating that the old process of simply adding hot water will not cook the oatmeal. My assumption is that this is accurate and that they have developed some new way of processing the [...]
I’ve been trying for a couple of years to get one of my 401(k) accounts rolled over to one of my other retirement accounts. Granted, I haven’t been trying all that hard, because it’s not a terribly difficult process. I just hate dealing with paperwork and bureaucracies.
Most of my efforts have been concentrated on the [...]
Dear Mr. LeCour:
Your recent letter has been referred to me, and I have been asked to respond. We’ve simplified our boarding process. I’m glad you’ve given us the opportunity to explain our boarding procedures.
In a continued effort to streamline the boarding process, we are pleased to offer Group Boarding. If you are seated in the [...]
I REALLY need to get off of eBay for a while. There is just too much fun stuff for sale!
PRISON TATTOO MACHINE INSTRUCTIONS
These Instructions are regarding the construction of a Basic, Homemade Tattoo Machine. It is the Same type of Machine That inmates in Prison use. It is a 14 Page Booklet in Full Color [...]
The first-ever series of layoffs I experienced resulted in me scouring the Internet high and low for seemingly reputable inexpensive online insurance brokers. I settled on ehealthinsurance.com and went through a fairly easy application process. That was a year and a half ago.
Since I have recently been placed in the same situation, I went back [...]
The story of our Sheraton Vistana mishaps continues, but to a lesser degree…
In my letter to the resort, I forgot to mention that I had called the Vistana weeks before our arrival, asking if they offered any discounts on Disney tickets. I was told, “No.” I decided to order the tickets from Disney online at [...]
I’ve only applied to be on three television shows in my life — Jeopardy, Survivor, and The Amazing Race — so it’s no wonder that with Survivor IV and Amazing Race II aired and the winners paid, I find that my Wednesdays and Thursdays now have a void that needs to be filled.
