First Quarter 2008 Server Logs

It’s been a while since I’ve poked fun at some of the search terms folks have used to find this website. Why stop now?

Which Airfare Website is the Cheapest?

Unless they arrange travel for others or travel a lot themselves, most people tend to assume that all airlines ticket websites are created equal — all showing the same availability and fares. Not so.

Deleting Windows $NTUninstall Folders

Getting rid of outdated $NTUninstall information from your main Windows directory can free up several hundred megabytes of disk space. Do it wrong and you can confuse your OS.

The Pregnant Not Quite Male Female

A woman decides she’s a man, changes her mind, and later gets pregnant. Hardly a miracle. Yet the media is all over it. What’s the deal with that?

64 Ways to Insult Someone

For no particular reason, I’ve come up with a lengthy list of rather amusing insults — most scrounged from around the Internet, but I’ve added a few of my own to the mix as well.

My New Nigerian ATM Card

Ready for yet another variation of the Nigerian money-transfer fraud (aka “419″ or advance fee) scam? This one’s giving out government-approved ATM cards.

Resumes to Throw in the Trash

Unfortunately, I have to interview a lot of candidates that have somehow gotten through the apparently inept first-line screeners. Most of these candidates are complete idiots.

Response to an AT&T Disconnection Notice

Since all my bills are automatically paid by an electronic clearinghouse every month, I was surprised to get a disconnection notice from AT&T — to which, of course, I took a significant amount of umbrage.

Spread the Word About a Ukrainian Orphan

I am offering a $1,000 reward to any reader who successfully adopts a Ukrainian girl. I am also offering $500 to the referring website. Find out how to get some cash!

Rest of EastEnders Season 20 and Beyond…

With only eight more episodes of EastEnders to go this season, there’s still a lot of excitement to look forward to in fictional Walford.

Alexa Now Ranks This Website Higher…

Unlike in the past, I have recently started to keep on eye on this site’s Alexa ranking, and have noticed some significant and surprising movement.

Using Firefox v2.x Add-ons with v3.0 Beta 2…

On a whim, I upgraded my browser at work to Firefox v3.0 Beta 2. All my valued, trusted add-ons stopped working. Ðámn, hadn’t thought of that!