The humor and entertainment delivered on eBay is neverending:
FETISH BARBIE
Dominant BARBIE. Clothes are painted on. Barbie has painted navel jewel and silver braclet [sic] and ring. Has been on display in MISTRESS dungeon (paint scratched in 2/3 places,but easyly [sic] touched up) Please note that this Barbie is not as it left the Barbie factory. [...]
Dear Mr. LeCour:
Your recent letter has been referred to me, and I have been asked to respond. We’ve simplified our boarding process. I’m glad you’ve given us the opportunity to explain our boarding procedures.
In a continued effort to streamline the boarding process, we are pleased to offer Group Boarding. If you are seated in the [...]
I REALLY need to get off of eBay for a while. There is just too much fun stuff for sale!
PRISON TATTOO MACHINE INSTRUCTIONS
These Instructions are regarding the construction of a Basic, Homemade Tattoo Machine. It is the Same type of Machine That inmates in Prison use. It is a 14 Page Booklet in Full Color [...]
First of all, if you’re a telemarketer, don’t call me, because you will merely be wasting your own time and money. I don’t patronize companies that leave flyers on the windshield of my car, leave them on my doorstep, fax them to me at home or work, and I certainly won’t buy anything over the [...]
The last set of clues, some of them practically giving it away!
You’ll never look at Tupperware the same way again;
It was listed as number seven in the Travel Channel’s show, Top Ten Lost Treasures;
Oftentimes I bring a trash bag with me;
Apart from people that accompany with me when I’m doing it, I’ve never seen anyone [...]
“Save money on high rate balances”, the envelope screamed. Just “0% APR on transferred balances until January 1, 2004″, it continued. On and on it went:
It’s not every day you get a card like this. A card that saves substantial money in interest, giving you more cash left over each month. You’ve been invited to [...]
Kim’s really big birthday was last week. Total surprise party! She had no clue that I had invited somewhere around 30 people to show up, on a weekday night, no less! The Yahoo calendar and events feature works great on organizing parties like this; my first experience with it was a shindig hosted by either [...]
It’s been a whirlwind of activity around here:
I went on an over-eight-mile hike on Monday, half all uphill and the other half all downhill. I thought my body would pay for it, and it still is; everything from my toes (from my hiking boots) to my shoulders (from carrying a backpack full of Gatorade and [...]
Controversy revolves around the tropical paradise of Wake Island, part of Eneen-Kio Atoll, the collection of three islands also known as Wake Atoll, located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The island is claimed by both the United States and the Marshall Islands. It is further claimed as an independent sovereignty in the name [...]
After this week, some humor is in order:
A computer beat me at chess once. But it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Promises are like babies; easy to make, hard to deliver.
Humans are the only animals that lies standing up.
There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in [...]
