Richard’s Ramblings

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
When you’ve [...]

After a lengthy hiatus, I have begun once again holding the feet of Apollo Johnsen (aka Apollo Johnson, Apollo Ray Johnsen, Apollo Ray Johnson, Dennis Johnsen, Dennis Johnson, Dennis Ray Johnsen, Dennis Ray Johnson, Ray Apollo Johnsen, and Dennisray Ray Johnsen) to the flame, this time by filing a complaint with the Contractors State License [...]

Happened to stumble upon Twitter. Not yet sure what it is other than another social networking website people can go to just blab about whatever they feel like at that moment — sort of like talking out loud in a room you think is probably empty, but may suddenly have a hundred people listening and [...]