Stephanie Adams is Wacko…

Stephanie Adams, Miss November 1992, has continued sending nasty emails to a friend of mine, thanks to his innocent comment that her website was hard to read.

Dumb Criminals…

I can’t confirm any of these police cases because they arrived via email and do not come from reliable sources. Either way, these criminals are really funny!

Men Are From Mars…

There is no such thing as equality among the sexes — and there never will be, not as long as there are men and women on this planet.

Euphemisms for Stupid…

I recently pondered ways to describe someone as being completely stupid. I started out with some typical insults, and then came up with a few more of my own to add.

The Montana Testicle Festival…

A couple tons of deep-fried bull testicles, and scores of half-naked women engaged in body painting and baring all in wet T-shirt contests. What more could you ask for?

A Figment of My Imagination…

Think that Playboy’s Miss November 1002 is a truly delightful lady in a world otherwise filled with hatred and putrescence? Not so much!

Ferrets are a Menace?

This is my meager effort to get the truth about ferrets out there, because, frankly, I want a pet ferret.

Web Designing in the Nude…

One of my regular visitors read the article about the no-talent web designer and decided to let them know about my observations. Looking back, I wish he hadn’t.

To “Well Form” or Not…

Sometimes, despite your best intentions, there are annoying roadblocks that force you to go against the mandate of creating well-formed code.

Look, Ma! I’m a Web Designer!

Just because you have a knife doesn’t make you a surgeon. Just because you have a wrench doesn’t make you an auto mechanic. And, just because you have a computer, Photoshop, a lot of time on your hands, and an Internet connection doesn’t make you a web designer.