DOS Beer
Requires you to use your own can opener, and that you read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8oz can, but now comes in a 16oz can. The can is divided into eight compartments of 2oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although [...]
Windows 95 Airline
The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and stewardesses, and easy access to the plane. After the plane arrives, 6 months late, you have a completely uneventful takeoff… then, once in the air the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.
Windows NT Airline
All the passengers carry their seats out onto [...]
I couldn’t pass up a story that I read on an Australian online newspaper website called The Courier-Mail.
Apparently another fast-spreading computer virus has attacked computer networks just one week after the MSBlaster virus caused chaos for thousands of Microsoft Windows users. The new virus is a variation of the original MSBlaster virus that popped up [...]
I spied this picture on the geo-forums today and noticed that many people had added their own explanations. The best follow:
“I thought The Lady of the Lake was supposed to hand out swords.”
“I’m going to definitely email the owner of this cache and have the $$@*(*&* difficulty changed!”
“Let’s see, was that NAD 27 or WGS [...]
Next time I write a check to buy any Microsoft products, I think I’ll attach this little note:
By cashing this check, you indicate your acceptance of my License Agreement. This is a legal Agreement between you, the SOFTWARE COMPANY, and me, the END USER. The paid-for SOFTWARE is no longer restricted by any prior [...]
And it still keeps coming, this one a well-known scam with a personalized twist, sent from a free email account in what was once Czechoslovakia:
I am contacting you for the claim of your late uncle fund that was deposited with the Union Togolaise Bank. I am soliciting for your confidence in this matter, this is [...]
I get the weirdest spam:
I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3524350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the [...]
Mike Clifton; owner, president and CEO of MC Solar Engineering:
You recently sent me a certified demand letter that indicated that I owe you a substantial sum of money. However, you are mistaken as I have paid for the system I received. You billed me for a 4000-watt system when, in fact, I received a 3200-watt [...]
